LeftyGreenMario

I enjoy killing Wario and Donkey Kong in my spare time. They are very dangerous creatures, and they must be wiped off from the face of the planet.

While I am stabbing Donkey Kong on the spleen, let me tell you about myself.

I am a cold-hearted Grammar Nazi. Nothing drives me more insane than "all right" being spelled "alright", "it's" being confused with "its", and "I"s not being capitalized. If you see me diagnosed with anti-social personality disorder, slaughtering every balloon I see without remorse, then it's safe to assume that grammar errors tainted my brain.

I'm a huge Mario fanatic. I'm a Mario acolyte, actually. Mario is my man. I love Mario way more than I love Luigi, but I still like both. Still, there is barely anything I despise more than a rabid Luigi fan girl bathing Luigi in Mario's blood and using Mario's eyeballs as bath beads.

On a lighter note, I enjoy watching horrible movies with Rifftrax. Birdemic, The Room, Twilight, and many more just got 100x times funnier with my favorite riffers: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy!


Anyway, as I stay longer, I may add more information about myself. I'll see you later. Don't make grammar errors just to annoy me, all right?

Don't worry if English is not your first language. If that's the case, your grammar is not my biggest concern.




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This is reserved for those certain brain-dead bronies with pink cotton candy frothing from their mouths while rainbows spill from their ears.
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