Twisted Racing

Everything about this picture is twisted. Diddy Kong, from that other picture I did on Delfino, somehow manages to drive here to wreck Wario's Yellow Hummer (idea stolen from one of 's comics). How the hell did White Kirby manage to get a Super Ability in Air Ride? Why did Luigi burn Waluigi while Luigi is driving in Daisy's kart. Why can't Mario fit on a bike properly? Why are there giant shells? Why are there Legendary Pokemon cheering them on?

Who knows? But as Mushroom Kingdom's foreign policy says, "Ask us why, but we don't care."